“I got a tattoo on my dick of a bigger dick. I’m still unsure on how to get it touched-up.”
“If I were a director, I would want to cast Michael Vick in the next Marley and Me.”
“Wesley Snipes was pretty good in Blade. I hope he likes cocks up his ass.”
Those are three random jokes I wrote. They are shit. I am not funny. But for some reason, it’s enough to keep me going.
